Quotes
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Dinesh D'Souza : [narrating] I wonder what way of life got these guys here.
Dinesh D'Souza : So, what are you in for?
Inmate 1 : Drug smuggling.
Inmate 2 : Armed robbery.
Inmate 3 : Manslaughter.
Inmate 4 : Murder.
Inmate 5 : Got into a bar fight.
[Dinesh looks at him in doubt]
Inmate 5 : And I set him on fire.
Inmate 1 : [to Dinesh] What you in here for?
Dinesh D'Souza : A friend of mine was running for office and I gave her more than I was allowed to give.
Inmate 2 : [laughs]
Inmate 3 : [laughs]
Inmate 4 : [laughs]
Inmate 5 : [laughs]
Inmate 1 : [laughs] That's good.
Dinesh D'Souza : [narrating] I think I might be the stupidest criminal in the history of American jurispudence.