Lucifer (TV Series)
Liar, Liar, Slutty Dress on Fire (2016)
Tricia Helfer: Charlotte
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Quotes
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Lucifer Morningstar : You're gonna have to lose those clothes. They're a serious problem.
[Charlotte starts undressing]
Lucifer Morningstar : Taking you home, 'cause this being out in public thing obviously isn't working. And then I'm going to see my colleague.
[Lucifer looks at his mother]
Lucifer Morningstar : Mum!
[looks away realizing she's standing there nude]
Charlotte : Yes?
Lucifer Morningstar : You're... naked!
Charlotte : Well you said clothes were a problem, so problem solved.
Lucifer Morningstar : In the bloody car, will you!
[he takes his jacket off and covers her]
Lucifer Morningstar : I'm going to be traumatized for eternity. Thank you very much for that.
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Charlotte : I apologize for my human form, but... at least this one has supreme hindquarters.
Lucifer Morningstar : You're lying.
Charlotte : No. They're quite sturdy, feel it.
Lucifer Morningstar : I wasn't referring, nor will I ever refer, to your butt, Mother.
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Lucifer Morningstar : Perhaps we shouldn't have borrowed from Maze. Her clothing is insufficient.
Charlotte : Yes. Half my hide is exposed. Human attire is very impractical.
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Charlotte : At least I've managed to keep this flesh sack in one piece. It has not been easy. Quite a few of the male species have been eying me hungrily. Do humans eat their own?
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Charlotte : I want what your father took from me. I want my home back. But I know that's not possible. So I want to do what I can to be a good mother to you here, on Earth.
Lucifer Morningstar : It's too late. You abandoned me, Mum. You just stood by and watched as I was cast out. Thrown into Hell and vilified for all eternity. There aren't enough cheesy noodles in the universe to fix all that, I'm afraid,
