Reporter: [Katherine Mulligan is at Flip's Food & Fuel, with Lisa drinking a "Flippee" ice drink right next to her] Tucker, I'm here at Flip's Food & Fuel, where two unknown bandits have just made off with a carload of beef jerky and a cotton candy machine!
Lisa Loud: They're not unknown, they're my sisters.
[sips]
Lisa Loud: Their betrayal hurts more than this brain freeze.
Reporter: I'm getting word that the bandits are currently leading police on a slow-speed chase!
[cuts to an army of police cars chasing Lola's kiddie car through the desert; Lola, her face now covered in bandages, is driving, while Lynn is in the passenger seat, eating cotton candy]
Reporter: [Lincoln and the animals look on in shock; Izzy, Lincoln, and the monkey take on the familiar "wise monkey" poses]
Lincoln Loud: [Anguished] WHERE DID IT ALL GO WROOOONG?
Reporter: One has to wonder, where did it all go wrong for these girls? And why is a four-year-old working at a gas station?
Flip: [Flip takes hold of the camera] Interview over! Wait, don't forget to come down to Flip's Food & Fuel, home of the Flippee! Now the interview's over.
[puts his hand over the camera]