Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Alfonso Ribeiro (2016)
Wayne Brady: Self
Quotes
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Ryan Stiles : [in "Questions Only"] How much will it take for you keep your mouth shut?
Wayne Brady : How much do you have to try to keep my mouth sealed?
Ryan Stiles : How about one gold penny?
[Aisha incorrectly buzzes; Ryan looks at Aisha]
Ryan Stiles : How about one gold penny?
Aisha Tyler : All right.
[laughs]
Wayne Brady : Did you see in the Enquirer where it says Aisha Tyler can't tell what a fucking question is?
[Aisha laughs]
Ryan Stiles : So... that's not her...?
Wayne Brady : [mimes giving the Enquirer to Aisha] You should read that.
Ryan Stiles : That's not her real hair?
Wayne Brady : Eh... I'm not touching THAT.
[leaves the stage]
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Ryan Stiles : [in "Scenes from a Hat", the suggestion is "Unlikely pet food commercials"] Does it really matter? They're just gonna throw it up and eat it again anyway.
Wayne Brady : Well, if your dog is anything like my dog Rex, he loves the taste of horse.
Colin Mochrie : Hey, what do you feed a ring-tail lemur? Cake. No no, not cake.
Gary Anthony Williams : A lot of those OTHER brands will tell you that dogs can't eat chocolate. We don't care.
Ryan Stiles : He won't eat his food, but he'll lick peanut butter off of anything.
[Wayne crawls on stage acting like a dog]
Ryan Stiles : Here he comes now.
[Wayne looks at Ryan expectantly]
Ryan Stiles : Nope!
Colin Mochrie : Life cycle: The pet food made from other animals.
Ryan Stiles : This food is shaped like all your favorite dogs: Goes in like a wiener dog, comes out as a shih tzu.