A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV Series)

The Bad Beginning: Part Two (2017)

Patrick Warburton: Lemony Snicket

Quotes 

• Lemony Snicket : Having a brilliant idea isn't easy as turning and on a light. But just as a single bulb can illuminate event the most depressing of rooms, the right idea can shed light on a depressing situation.

• Lemony Snicket : Marriage is like sharing a root beer float or agreeing to be the back half of a horse costume, even when it's happening on stage, you should only do it with the people you love.

• Lemony Snicket : Some things in life are difficult to understand, even after years and years of thinking about them while wandering alone through desolate landscapes, usually during the off-season.

• Lemony Snicket : ...Just because you don't understand it, doesn't mean it isn't so.

• Lemony Snicket : I have never been married myself. I once desperately loved a remarkably brave and bravely remarkable woman who, when I asked her if she would be my wife, found, for complicated and unfathomable reasons, she could give me no answer.

• Lemony Snicket : Having a brilliant idea isn't as easy as turning on a light. But just as a single bulb can illuminate even the most depressing of rooms, the right idea can shed light on a depressing situation.

• Lemony Snicket : Just because you don't understand it, doesn't mean it isn't so.

• Lemony Snicket : Marriage is like sharing a root beer float, or agreeing to be the back half of a horse costume. Even when it's happening onstage, you should only do it with the people you love.