A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV Series)

The Reptile Room: Part One (2017)

Aasif Mandvi: Uncle Monty

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• Uncle Monty : Klaus Baudelaire, I have a feeling there are many things that you're going to see that you've never heard of before. Life is a conundrum of esoterica.

• Uncle Monty : You can't study snakes and not find some that are dangerous. I have an entire cabinet full of venom samples from some of the most venomous snakes known to man and woman.

• Uncle Monty : Now, I know that a few dangerous reptiles can make you skeptical of the entire species. But, if you give them a chance and you get to know them well enough to tell the dangerous from the good, I promise you no harm will come to you in the Reptile Room.

• Uncle Monty : I don't like fancy titles unless they get me a discount at the movies.

• Uncle Monty : Life is a conundrum of esoterica.

• Uncle Monty : Listen, children, I know that the loss of your parents was a great tragedy, but you can still have the life they wanted for you.

• Count Olaf : And that is when I said to him, "The frog is the greatest reptile known to man."

  Klaus Baudelaire : Frogs are amphibians.

  Count Olaf : What?

  Uncle Monty : Stephano, where did you study herpetology?

  Count Olaf : I don't know anything about mouth sores.

• Uncle Monty : Perhaps when I'm out, you can lure the androgynous cobra out of my sock drawer.

  Violet Baudelaire : Where are you going?

  Uncle Monty : Well, I'm gonna go into town and pick up a few things that I like to keep in stock. Wasp repellent, canned peaches, a fireproof canoe.

• Uncle Monty : Listen, children. I know that the loss of your parents was a great tragedy, but you can still have the life they wanted for you.