Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)
Spy Kids 3D: Game Over (2016)
Malcolm Ray: The 3D Brothers
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Quotes
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Nostalgia Critic : Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic...
[suddenly, a crazed-sounding man in a colorful outfit and wild hair comes in and runs around]
Distracting : I'm 3D! I'm 3D! I'm 3D!
Nostalgia Critic : What the hell was that?
[a sober-looking man comes in, wearing a suit and glasses and smoking a pipe]
Dignified : You must excuse him. He's always this way.
Nostalgia Critic : Who the flying Ritalin are you?
Dignified : We are the 3D Brothers.
[points out the crazed man]
Dignified : He's Distracting, I'm Dignified. You may have noticed my work from films like "Hugo" or "How To Train Your Dragon".
Nostalgia Critic : Wait, if you're the 3D Brothers, where's the third one?
Dignified : Oh, he's over there.
[he gestures toward an emo teen sitting in the corner, looking sullen]
Dignified : You might recognize him from movies like "Clash of the Titans" or "Last Airbender". We call him Doesn't Count.
Distracting : Hey, Doesn't Count, show him YOUR effects!
Doesn't Count : Oh, um...
[holds up his hand in front of his face]
Doesn't Count : Ooh, my hand is slightly in front of my face. What does it matter? I'm not even supposed to be here.
Dignified : Oh, now, that's not true.
Doesn't Count : Yes, it is! Mom thought I'd make things better, but all I do was draw attention to how broken everything really is.
Distracting : [laughs] He's always getting involved where he doesn't belong!
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Nostalgia Critic : [about Distracting] Okay, what has that asshole been in?
Dignified : Oh, the usual three movies tripe.
Nostalgia Critic : Three movies?
Dignified : Yes: "Jaws 3", "Friday the 13th 3", and...
Nostalgia Critic : Don't say it!
Dignified : "Spy Kids 3".
Nostalgia Critic : NOOOOO! I don't wanna do "Friday the 13th Part 3"!
Distracting : You're doing "Spy Kids 3D"!
Nostalgia Critic : EVEN WOOOOOORSE!