- Walt Disney: [referring to Joan Crawford] It's not true I got the idea for 'Parent Trap' from Joan's publicity photos with the twins.
- Berlyn Ferlinghetti: [referring to Joan Crawford and Alexandra, the last Empress of Russia] Both had a British influence in their lives.
- Walt Disney: As long as it wasn't that 'Mary Poppins' author.
- Berlyn Ferlinghetti: [referring to Joan Crawford] After she married Al Steele, the CEO of Pepsi-Cola, she carried around a flask of Pepsi mixed with vodka.
- Walt Disney: I'd like to suggest the non-alcoholic mint julep in New Orleans Square.
- Berlyn Ferlinghetti: [referring to the opium and cocaine used by Empress Alexandra of Russia] These substances were common remedies at that time and place for fatigue and other ailments.
- Walt Disney: [wipes forehead with handkerchief] I'm glad we closed that old-fashioned pharmacy on Main Street.