Linkara: Previously on "Titans/Young Justice: Graduation Day", we learned that actually knowing anything about the characters you're writing is really more of a suggestion than a hard rule, as evidenced by this miniseries. The characters are idiots, although mostly Nightwing, who exists merely to bemoan and whine every single thing around him, from offers of help to how much he himself sucks as a leader, and their histories have been completely mangled because Judd Wincik, Alé Garza, and man who should've been fired for his repeated sexual harassment of female coworkers, Eddie Braganza, as a guy and two robots in space so eloquently put it...
[Cut to a clip of an episode of "Mystery Science Theater 3000"]
Joel Robinson: ...just did not care.
Linkara: As for actual plot details, the Titans and Young Justice were offered financial support, but before they could reach a decision, were attacked by a blue robot, who managed to easily trounce a bunch of experienced veterans not by being clever or anything like that, but because the story needed them to be beaten, and trying to make things good is really hard, you know? Said robot broke into a S.T.A.R. Labs facility and turned on a deactivated Superman robot. So, the robot who was supposed to be the main threat of this story had to subcontract out her duties to a completely different robot. That's how poorly put together this thing is! Just think about that for a second: the character who beat up our heroes in the first issue is the one that actually started these events that will eventually lead to the dissolution of these teams, is not the one our heroes are fighting, but instead a random Superman robot she just happened to switch on while looking for advanced technology. Meanwhile, our heroes whined about how much they sucked, despite all evidence to the contrary. And then, when they confronted the Superman robot, it killed the character Lilith Clay, AKA Omen, a character that, while not one of the original five Teen Titans, has been around since the original team from the '60s. And her death is an afterthought, because this was the only way to get books for these two teams, I guess. So let's dig into "Titans/Young Justice: Bar Mitzvah #3".
[pauses briefly]
Linkara: What? The title has nothing at all to do with the story, so why keep pretending that it does?