- Carnac the Magnificent: [holding envelope to forehead] Kermit the Frog, Donald Duck, and Minnie Pearl.
- Ed McMahon: Kermit the Frog, Donald Duck, and Minnie Pearl.
- Carnac the Magnificent: [opening envelope and reading] Name three entertainers who know more about foreign policy than Ed Asner.
- Carnac the Magnificent: [holding envelope to forehead] Magnum P.I.
- Ed McMahon: Magnum P.I.
- Carnac the Magnificent: [opening envelope and reading] How do you say "I really got to go to the bathroom" in Latin?