- Ophelia Mayer: It is the anniversary of Harris' and my friendship. We met three years ago this week. He was the RA on my floor, and we both shared a vendetta against my assigned roommate. Her name was Malina. She had several emotional-support gerbils. Truest of nightmares.
- Jules Thomas: I wasn't always this lame.
- Ophelia Mayer: You're not lame. Who called you lame?
- Jules Thomas: You, like, three hours ago.