- Kendall Roy: I wasn't about to get into a fucking big dick competition, okay?
- Logan Roy: I hear you bent for him.
- Kendall Roy: Wha... I what?
- Logan Roy: I hear you bent for him, and he fucked you.
- Kendall Roy: Well, no, actually.
- Logan Roy: You know, I know that you've read a lot of books about business management and this and that, but you know what?
- Kendall Roy: What?
- Logan Roy: Sometimes, it is a big dick competition.
- Roman Roy: Oh, we're not surprising him, are we? Oh, this is- Oh, he's gonna love this. I think the last time I surprised him he took a swing at me.
- Logan Roy: [Logan receiving a gift from Connor] Oh, wonderful. What is it?
- Connor Roy: Well...
- Roman Roy: Oh yes, yes, it's a goo. It's a fucking goo?
- Shiv Roy: It's perfect.
- Connor Roy: It's sourdough starter. I thought that you might like to make something.
- Logan Roy: Ohh... great.
- Connor Roy: Yeah, okay. You shouldn't have opened it. Never mind. Forget it. It was an idea. I thought you might like it.
- Logan Roy: I do, I do. I just don't know what the fuck it is!
- Alessandro Daniels: Do you wanna call your dad?
- Kendall Roy: Do I wanna call my dad? No, I don't wanna call my dad. Do you wanna call your dad?
- Greg Hirsch: Hey, man.
- Tom Wambsgans: So, I hear you're the new kid, yeah?
- Greg Hirsch: Oh, well, I'm just kinda starting out...
- Tom Wambsgans: I hear you're coming in.
- Greg Hirsch: Yeah, I mean I...
- Tom Wambsgans: Yeah, eyes on the prize. Well, I have got my eye on you. Yeah, you need any help -- seriously, any help, any advice -- just, you know, don't fucking bother, okay?
- [laughs]
- Tom Wambsgans: I'm only razzing you, cuz! You're dreaming, really, I'm razzing you.
- Greg Hirsch: Okay.
- Tom Wambsgans: That was a joke. No, really.
- Greg Hirsch: No, I...
- Tom Wambsgans: You know, the thing -- I may look really fun, you know?
- Greg Hirsch: Yeah.
- Tom Wambsgans: But the thing about me is I'm a terrible, terrible prick.
- Greg Hirsch: I haven't...
- Tom Wambsgans: I got you again! I just got you again!
- [laughs]
- Tom Wambsgans: Fuck me, man, your face! Pals, yes?
- Greg Hirsch: Yeah.
- Tom Wambsgans: Would you kiss me? Would you?
- Greg Hirsch: What? Kiss you?
- Tom Wambsgans: If I asked you to?
- Greg Hirsch: Would I kiss you?
- Tom Wambsgans: If I told you to, huh?
- [laughs]
- Tom Wambsgans: C'mon. I'm joking! I'm joking!
- Logan Roy: It's my fucking company.
- Kendall Roy: Yeah you're right, it is your fucking company. And you know what? You're running it to the fucking ground.