After the disappointing lack of T&A in last week's "rom-com", the Snob decides to rectify that, as well as pay tribute to the new film about the famous King of the Jungle, by reviewing the 1981 John Derek Tarzan movie. It's all about Jane's very awkward relationship with her estranged father, with hints of incest, scenery-chewing, sexual innuendo and phallic worship - oh, and there's a giant ape-man in there too somewhere.