Himself - Host: And what we've realized is, Donald Trump doesn't have a presidential platform. He's just an empty sack of hot air blowing wildly in whatever direction the wind takes him. You know, it's just like, now he's here, now he's here. Basically, Donald Trump is one of those inflatable tube men that you see on the side of the road. Yeah, but think about it. They come in crazy colors. They're pretty entertaining, but you wouldn't want to vote for one. If you think about it, the Trump-tube man connection is so perfect. We thought it was so perfect that we decided to make one for real.