The Magicians (TV Series)

Hotel Spa Potions (2017)

Brittany Curran: Fen

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• Fen : There hasn't been a truly inspiring, caring ruler since Rupert Chatwin, and that was so long ago, most barely remember.

  Eliot Waugh : Look, I'm cleaning the place up. I'm trying to get some decent wine going. What else is there?

  Fen : The people are starving.

  Eliot Waugh : Seriously?

  [Fen nods] 

  Eliot Waugh : Oh, okay. We should probably get on that. And I'm guessing magic probably won't do the trick?

  Fen : Magic is the problem.

• Eliot Waugh : Fen? I have a secret. It's fairly difficult for me to confess. And it brings me nothing but waves of aching nausea, but... I grew up on a farm.

  Fen : That's your secret?

  Eliot Waugh : I spent years blocking it all out. The smell of wet hay. And the feel of an udder.The taste of fresh goat milk.

  [Retches] 

  Eliot Waugh : And the worst humans in the known universe: my family. It's coming back and if it all comes back, I'm pretty sure I'll know exactly what to do.

  Fen : That's wonderful.

  Eliot Waugh : [sighs]  On a planet with no Zoloft.

• Eliot Waugh : We just do what we do in bed, and they do what they do. I only picked people already doing each other. And we get to watch.

  [Fen is hesitant] 

  Eliot Waugh : You guys are all cool with this, right?

  [They all nod in agreement] 

  Fen : You're their king. They will do as you wish, no matter how...

  Eliot Waugh : Fun.

  Fen : Debased.

  Eliot Waugh : [chuckles]  Debased? Honey-love, I've been doing this shit since I was 12, except on a computer.