- Frankie Bergstein: I'm making dinner for Jacob. He always cooks for me so I'm flipping the script.
- Grace Hanson: Doesn't look like there is a script.
- Frankie Bergstein: I'm freestyling, lady. I let the ingredients speak to me. I cook the way I paint, with intense sexual rage.
- Brianna Hanson: How do I write nice things about a woman who volunteered with the mentally disabled because they're "easy to beat at cards"?
- Sol Bergstein: We could say she "gave of herself."
- Brianna Hanson: Oh, okay. I can do that. And what's another term for if, like, a dry heave were a person?
- Sol Bergstein: "Stoic."
- Brianna Hanson: She kept a silent, cold house, and slowly whittled my grandfather down to a nub"?
- Sol Bergstein: Um "Proud Reader's Digest subscriber"?
- Brianna Hanson: "She confidently sported a mustache"?
- Grace Hanson: [coming in from outside] She was stately.