Officer Dickenson: All right. So... .you had the Stayner boy. Why did you take Timmy White?
Kenneth Parnell: [somewhat shaken] Gentlemen, until my lawyer arrives I'm not gonna answer any more questions!
Chief Johnson: [walking in with a large teletype printout in his hand] His record just came in. Mr. Parnell, I'm looking at a list of kidnapping and child molestation charges that goes back *30 years.*
[Parnell looks confused]
Chief Johnson: [sternly] So let's cut the "father of the year" campaign, shall we?
[Parnell is still dumbfounded]