You're the Worst (TV Series)
The Only Thing That Helps (2016)
Tim Bagley: Caseworker
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Quotes
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[Iraq War veteran Edgar is meeting with his VA caseworker]
Edgar Quintero : So what I found is that marijuana really helps me with my symptoms, and I - I was just wondering if there's some sort of form I could fill out to make sure that it doesn't interfere with my other benefits.
Caseworker : You just walked into a government building and asked if we'd be cool with you taking illegal drugs. Maybe on your way home you can stop at the DMV and ask if they'll let you steal some cars.
Edgar Quintero : Well, pot is legal in California.
Caseworker : Oh. You mean the independent nation of California? Is that the army you fought for? The Army of California? How'd they pay you? Avocados and screenplays?