Criminal Minds (TV Series)

Sick Day (2016)

Kirsten Vangsness: Penelope Garcia

Quotes 

• Jennifer Jareau : [about Trisha and John Bates]  Are they in touch?

  Penelope Garcia : He was doing work in San Diego about two years ago. Somehow, he found out her email account and tried to reconnect.

  Dr. Spencer Reid : Two years ago? That when the first murders took place. Garcia, did she respond to the email?

  Penelope Garcia : Yeah. She basically told him to go have sex with himself and then she deleted that email account.

• David Rossi : Garcia, are you ready?

  Penelope Garcia : Born that way, sir! Okay, this is the horrible part of my job where I stream the sadness to your tablets

• Penelope Garcia : [Hotch calls her]  Ready, willing and excellent, sir