- Haskell Edwards: It's a show for idiots, Milt. A Rhesus monkey could direct it and never stop jacking himself.
- Milton Green: So what does it say that you keep fucking it up?
- Haskell Edwards: That I'm a fuckup? Big shock.
- Milton Green: You've gotten pretty good at feeling sorry for yourself.
- Haskell Edwards: Well, the position was open so I took it.
- Milton Green: Cello wouldn't have liked it. And it's Bonobos, by the way.
- Lauren: Are all your exes working on this movie?
- Haskell Edwards: Just the lesbians and the dead ones. The others won't speak to me.
- Lauren: Wonder why.
- Haskell Edwards: Break up with me though and you can be the set teacher.
- Lauren: That's so kind of you. You know I might actually think about that.
- Haskell Edwards: Cool.
- Lauren: Any kids on the movie?
- Haskell Edwards: Just me.
- Adrianna Sloane: The Lincoln thing at Disneyland used to scare the piss out of me when I was six. This is way worse.
- Number 8: Line?
- David White: We have worked very hard to bridge the uncanny valley. Our Dolls must be real.
- Adrianna Sloane: I'm standing here with my friend who killed herself nine years ago. It feels pretty god damn real.
- David White: We've come a long way since Mister Lincoln.