- Rusty Beck: Why is she so set on getting married in a church anyway? I mean, she goes to mass a lot, but Andy doesn't. I don't. You don't, do you?
- Ricky Raydor: I'm an Easter Catholic.
- Amy Sykes: Well, no matter what, Lieutenant, I promise to go to your funeral.
- Louie Provenza: What makes you so sure I'm going first?