- Ronald Reagan: These children have been eagerly waiting to cross the moat for a wondrous trip through the Disney imagination.
- Spazz Master: Sorta of a... journey into imagination, if you will.
- Some Jerk With A Camera: Spazz.
- Spazz Master: [singing] One little park...
- Doggans: Don't make us hurt you
- Spazz Master: ...in Orange County...
- Some Jerk With A Camera: Last warning
- Spazz Master: Walt made his mark...
- Some Jerk With A Camera: OK you asked for it
- Spazz Master: ...Southeast of Downey
- [Chainsaw is heard]
- Spazz Master: Aaaaaahhh
- Some Jerk With A Camera: And I shall remove another toe every time you displease me again. OK?
- Spazz Master: WHY AM I FRIENDS WITH YOU?
- Some Jerk With A Camera: OK.
- Spazz Master: Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
- Captain Barton: I'd like to give you some idea about the rocket ship itself.
- Spazz Master: The rocket shit itself.
- Bob Cummings: Art Linkletter is looking for a microphone. He looks all confused.
- Spazz Master: Good God! The Apocalypse Now shoot went smoother than this.
- Captain Barton: X12, X11, X10...
- Doggans: X-Media!
- Spazz Master: Ex Machina!
- Some Jerk With A Camera: X-Acto Knife!
- Doggans: X-Wing Fighter!
- Spazz Master: X-Men Apocalypse!
- Some Jerk With A Camera: Eggs Benedict!
- Doggans: Exparent!
- Spazz Master: xHamster!
- Some Jerk With A Camera: EXTREME!