- Magellan: Gee, Cooey, that was scary, huh?
- Cooey: Coo!
- Magellan: Yeah, well, just don't be afraid. Just keep remembering that there is no such things as monsters. Really.
- Cooey: Coo! COO!
- Magellan: Cooey? Cooey, wait, come back! Cooey, it's just the lightning. See? It's only... uh... MONSTER!
- Eureeka: Well Magellan, time for bed.
- Magellan: Gangway!
- Eureeka: Oof!
- Magellan: Oh, Eureeka.
- Eureeka: Magellan, what's wrong?
- Magellan: MONSTER!
- Eureeka: A monster? Oh, where?
- Magellan: In the window, go look in the window, see?
- Eureeka: Now Magellan, there's nothing in the window. Oh, you're thinking of Batly's monster, aren't you? Oh, that was only in the movies.
- Magellan: No. this one was real
- Eureeka: Oh, Magellan, it was just your imagination.
- Magellan: No, it wasn't Eureeka.
- Eureeka: C'mon, it's bedtime, let's go. I'll tuck you in. Everything will be okay, Magellan.
- Magellan: But the window, we gotta wait for the monster! Oh, he might be anywhere, Eureeka.
- Magellan: Oh, why won't she believe me? I really did see a monster. Ah. I can't sleep. What if the monster is in my room? Gasp! What if... what if it's underneath my bed? Man... ah, ah... MONSTER! Aaah! Ah oh! Oh! Oh!
- Cooey: Whoa! Magellan.
- Magellan: Cooey! Oh, Cooey, it's you, oh good boy. Oh. Nose kiss, nose kiss, nose kiss. Moi! Oh, Cooey, I thought you were the monster.
- Cooey: Ha ha ha ha.
- Magellan: I saw a monster in the kitchen.
- Cooey: Huh?
- Magellan: Um, you believe me, don't you?
- Cooey: Coo-coo!
- Magellan: You don't believe me either? Oh! How can I prove it? How can I prove that I saw a monster? Gasp! Hey, I know. I'll catch the monster!
- Cooey: Coo?
- Magellan: Yes, I'll build a monster trap. Oh, boy, that would be a good idea. Oh, wow! Look at this bucket full of stuff. Yeah, oh, and my blanket, can't forget my blanket, yeah. I'll build a monster trap, and I'll catch the monster, and I'll prove to everyone he's really real. Even you will believe me, Cooey. See ya.
- Cooey: Coo, coo, coo.