- TV Actor: [Asks Anurag Kashyap] Sir, I had a confusion! How do you pronounce Bench*d? With Ba or Bh?
- Anurag Kashyap: [subtitled English] The reason I've called all of you... is to say thank you! You are all the reason why i am holding this award! You know all the films I had made till date were just to get an award. I made Paanch... thought the movie will get me best debut... It didn't release! Then I made Black Friday. Everyone said it will go to Oscars... again the movie didn't release! Then No Smoking, Dev D, Gulal... films released but I never got any award!
- TV Actor 2: [subtitled english] Sir, frankly... For No Smoking and Bombay Velvet, even a given award should be taken back!
- [giggles]
- Al: Whenever there is a problem in life, tell problem... go fuck yourself! Immediately take your car out and go on a trip to Goa with the other losers you call friends!
- Struggler from Lucknow: Madam, please I must meet Mr. Mukesh Chhabra today! It's been four days since I've come from Lucknow! My dad's dead body would be rotting by now!
- Soap Opera Producer: I had told you, Anurag! If you stick to your Indie nonsense, someday you won't even have money to buy Bhindi! When you were burning your arse and money from Bihar to Srilanka... look what we did? Just stayed in our kitchen and made money! Pots of it!
- Nox: Sir, it's Anurag Kashyap's film after all... will go at least till Can!
- Mukesh Chhabra: Cannes! Not Can...
- Nox: Kaan?
- [points at his ear]
- Mukesh Chhabra: Cannes... Cannes!