Mom (TV Series)
Blow and a Free McMuffin (2016)
Allison Janney: Bonnie Plunkett
Quotes
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Christy Plunkett : What happened to your roommate, what's her name, Sara? You loved her.
Violet Plunkett : Sara's a bitch.
Paul : [walks by, sick] Hey.
Violet Plunkett : Hey Paul.
Bonnie Plunkett : Who's that?
Violet Plunkett : Paul, Sara's boyfriend.
Bonnie Plunkett : Does Paul have mono too?
Violet Plunkett : I don't know, I'm not a doctor.
Bonnie Plunkett : I think we know now why Sara's a bitch.
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Bonnie Plunkett : [sees Christy in a red dress and stripper heels] Wow, somebody thinks they're having sex tonight.
Christy Plunkett : I better be having sex tonight. It's been 14 long months, I think I'm a virgin again.
Bonnie Plunkett : Have you taken care of business down there?
Christy Plunkett : Are you kidding? I'm waxed like a ballroom dance floor.
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Bonnie Plunkett : You were sick all the time as a kid and I never worried, I just turned on 'I Love Lucy' and poured you a large glass of Tang.
Christy Plunkett : That's why to this day I buy my underwear at Children's Gap.
Bonnie Plunkett : Don't pin that on me your father was a lawn dwarf.
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Bonnie Plunkett : Wow, you just passed a Maserati.
Christy Plunkett : Just a rich douchebag who doesn't know how to drive.
Bonnie Plunkett : Still, you might want to slow down a little.
Christy Plunkett : I can't. My baby's sick.
Bonnie Plunkett : She just has mono.
Christy Plunkett : That's all she was willing to admit to on the phone. We'll probably get there and find out she has ebola!
Bonnie Plunkett : Well, if so there's no need to hurry, by the time we get there she'll be 90 pounds of soup.
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Bonnie Plunkett : I'll give you three guesses where she got the money.
Christy Plunkett : Oh God... is she a hoo... hoo... escort?
Bonnie Plunkett : Good guess, but no, you have two guesses left.
Christy Plunkett : Ugh, is she making po... po... adult films?
Bonnie Plunkett : Nope, one more guess.
Christy Plunkett : Is she selling drugs?
Bonnie Plunkett : Please, she's pretty, not smart.