- Steve Harrington: Faberge. It's Faberge Organics. The shampoo and the conditioner, then when it's damp, not wet, damp, you do four puffs of the Farrah Fawcett spray.
- Steve Harrington: I swear to god, man, it's just some little lizard, okay?
- Dustin Henderson: It's not a lizard.
- Steve Harrington: How do you know?
- Dustin Henderson: How do I know if its not just a lizard?
- Steve Harrington: Yeah, how do you know it's not just a lizard?
- Dustin Henderson: Because his face opened up and he ate my cat.
- Steve Harrington: It's like before it's gonna storm, you know? You can't see it, but you can feel it, like this, uh... Electricity, you know?
- Dustin Henderson: Oh, you mean like in the electromagnetic field when the clouds in the atmosphere...
- Steve Harrington: No, no, no, no, no. Like a... Like a sexual electricity.
- Dustin Henderson: Oh.
- Steve Harrington: You feel that, and then you make your move
- Dustin Henderson: So that's when you kiss her?
- Steve Harrington: No, whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down, Romeo. Sure, okay, some girls, yeah, they want you to be aggressive. You know, strong, hot and heavy, like a... I don't know, like a lion. But others, you gotta be slow, you gotta be stealthy, like a... Like a ninja.
- Dustin Henderson: What type is Nancy?
- Steve Harrington: Nancy's different. She's different than the other girls.
- Dustin Henderson: Yeah, she seems pretty special, I guess.
- Steve Harrington: Yeah. Yeah, she is.
- Dustin Henderson: But this girls special too, you know. It's just, like, something about her.
- Steve Harrington: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey, hey.
- Dustin Henderson: What?
- Steve Harrington: You're not falling in love with this girl, are you?
- Dustin Henderson: No. No.
- Steve Harrington: Okay, good. Don't.
- Dustin Henderson: I won't.
- Steve Harrington: She's only gonna break your heart, and you're way too young for that shit.