Ozark (TV Series)

Kaleidoscope (2017)

Laura Linney: Wendy Byrde

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Quotes 

• Wendy Byrde : What if this baby would grow up to cure cancer or something? You hear stories like that all the time.

  Martin 'Marty' Byrde : All those stories about all those babies curing cancer.

  Wendy Byrde : No, you know what I mean.

  Martin 'Marty' Byrde : There's like 12 of them.

• [first lines] 

  Martin 'Marty' Byrde : [Buddy Holly song is playing on the radio]  Here we go. Buddy Holly's a perfect example. Buddy Holly, the day he died, uh...

  Wendy Byrde : Yeah, I know, he won a coin flip, or he wouldn't have been on the plane.

  Martin 'Marty' Byrde : No, it was actually Valens that won the coin toss. It was Buddy Holly that chartered the plane. Do you wanna know why?

  Wendy Byrde : 'Cuz he was tired of riding in shitty buses?

  Martin 'Marty' Byrde : No, he was tired of shitty underwear. So he decided that he wanted to get to wherever he was going as quickly as possible, so he could do laundry.

  Wendy Byrde : [chuckles] 

  Martin 'Marty' Byrde : It's true.

  Wendy Byrde : So you're saying "The Day the Music Died" was because of soiled briefs?

  Martin 'Marty' Byrde : Another good example is D-Day. The Nazis knew that we were coming, so they wanted to line the beach with tanks so they could literally blow us out of the water. But Hitler decided that it was a good day for sedatives. So they couldn't wake him up to get the final sign-off for the tanks, and the rest is history.

  Wendy Byrde : What the Hell are you talking about?

  Martin 'Marty' Byrde : I'm talking about decisions.

  Wendy Byrde : What, I'm Hitler in this analogy?

  Martin 'Marty' Byrde : No.

  Wendy Byrde : I would hope not.

  Martin 'Marty' Byrde : [chuckles]  Uh, I'm just saying that any decision made, big or small, has an impact around the world. It's difficult.

  Wendy Byrde : Marty, I just don't need a theoretical analysis right now.

  Martin 'Marty' Byrde : I know. I'm just saying this is tough.

  Wendy Byrde : I know... Marty, watch out!

  [truck hits them]