- William 'Penny' Adiyodi: Your mind is... doing something.
- Quentin Coldwater: Uh, no, it's not.
- Alice Quinn: He's talking about me, Q.
- William 'Penny' Adiyodi: Stop that.
- Quentin Coldwater: Stop what?
- William 'Penny' Adiyodi: Stop singing Imagine Dragons to get me off the track.
- Alice Quinn: Lock it up, Q. Seriously.
- Quentin Coldwater: Look, why are you always poking around in me anyway? Can you just leave me alone?
- William 'Penny' Adiyodi: Oh, I'd love to. You leak, asshole.
- Quentin Coldwater: Okay. I have got to, uh - -
- [Scurries away]
- Kady Orloff-Diaz: The hell was that?
- William 'Penny' Adiyodi: Something's wronger than usual.
- [Shrugs]
- William 'Penny' Adiyodi: And he's a grown man. Moving on.
- Julia Wicker: So what'd you get? Anything that skins foxes?
- Kady Orloff-Diaz: Well, so back in the day, Zeus and his little frat bros, they ran around kidnapping and raping with total impunity, so the Magicians, they wrote these spells to protect their communities, God-killing spells. The one thing that they all have in common is they all failed.
- Quentin Coldwater: The viewing device, it's in Professor McKellan's office. Ooh, Penny, can you - -
- [Sees Penny has disappeared]
- Alice Quinn: See, even he can't wait to get away from you.
- Margo Hanson: I'm just glad we managed to sneak the gollum out. Is it me or is morgue security ridiculously lax?
- Quentin Coldwater: Well I don't think stealing corpses is generally a thing.
- Margo Hanson: Should be. Kinda fun.
- The Librarian: The Order of the Library of the Neitherlands are Master Magicians. We can help you, Penny.
- William 'Penny' Adiyodi: Okay. What's the catch?
- The Librarian: This contract initiates our services in exchange for-...
- William 'Penny' Adiyodi: [Reading] Unlimited manual and magical labor? Bound in service to the library up to and after my death, are you kidding?
- The Librarian: All very standard.
- William 'Penny' Adiyodi: For a period of no less than one million years? Okay, lady, are you joking? No.
- Quentin Coldwater: Are you looking for a way to reverse it?
- Alice Quinn: No. No, Q. I'm not
- Quentin Coldwater: Then why are you reading about all these holy men trying to fix Niffins?
- Alice Quinn: What does it matter, Q? They always fail.
- Margo Hanson: Eliot, you need to come back. I know that you have a constant low-key death wish, but you can't leave. They don't want me. They want the High King.
- [Crying]
- Margo Hanson: I'm faking it, El. So if you could just please, please, wake up.
- Dryad: The rulers of Fillory have a long and tragic history of arboreal disrespect.
- Margo Hanson: Yeah, okay. Look, it's a new day. We're a kinder, gentler Fillory. So we need to settle some unrest with our Lorian neighbors.
- Dryad: Settle unrest. You mean wage war.
- Kady Orloff-Diaz: What?
- William 'Penny' Adiyodi: I'm adjusting. You used to hold your liquor better.
- Kady Orloff-Diaz: Yeah, well, I used to drink for fun.
- Fen: I'm pregnant. We're about to go into war. We need the king. I need my husband.
- [Cries]
- Margo Hanson: Well, you got me. I'm gonna take care of you and the kid. I will untangle this war shit somehow. I know the High King has the power, but I will hunt Ember to the ends of the world to have that stupid rule rewritten. Everything El promised, I'm gonna deliver.
- Alice Quinn: I checked your work, it's fine. Nothing can break a Word As Bond.
- Quentin Coldwater: I must've overlooked something.
- Alice Quinn: No hurting anyone. No casting magic. No sex. Trust me. You locked down any possible fun.
- Julia Wicker: I may not give a shit about Fillory. But I do, as its Royal Ambassador, have access to its guards and its dungeons. And I'll use A to throw you in B, but help me, and I'll let you go free.
- Ilario: I don't believe you. Your loyalty will always lie with-...
- Julia Wicker: With *me*. My loyalty will always be with me.
- Friar Joseph: I believe you called to me. With something personal, at the place of my transformation. The music you got wrong. Ponderous. Ah, but the birds. I did love those. All my life, I thought them God's most perfect works of art. Just look at them.
- [Sets them on fire]
- Friar Joseph: Bit annoying, though. All that cooing.
- Friar Joseph: I've been like this for six centuries. The things that I know now you cannot imagine.
- Alice Quinn: That's what I want. Please, can I go with you?
- Friar Joseph: You? With me?
- [chuckles]
- Friar Joseph: You can't even get out of this shoddy little Magician. How smart, how able could you be? How could you help me with anything worthwhile?
- Alice Quinn: Listen to me, it's not that simple.
- Friar Joseph: But it is. Free yourself.
- Alice Quinn: But I can't. The... the trap is-...
- Friar Joseph: Find a way. Then find me. Then I will show you a secret or two. Because then you'll have proven that you deserve to know them.