Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)

The Night Shift (2016)

Stephanie Beatriz: Rosa Diaz

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Quotes 

• Rosa Diaz : Night shift is boring. Listen to the cases I've had: Drunk and disorderly, drunk and disorderly, cyber crime...

  Jake Peralta : Ooh, cyber crime. Pretty cool.

  Rosa Diaz : Caught a drunk guy humping a laptop.

• Captain Ray Holt : [Captain Holt is trying to raise the group's moral, by throwing an after-work party]  How about some tunes?

  [upbeat Sousa march] 

  Rosa Diaz : [ironically, deadpan]  Cool, merry-go-round music.

  Captain Ray Holt : Yeah, John Phillips Sousa, the Skrillex of his day. C'mon, people, hit the dance floor. Have a good time.

  [Starts dancing, but noone's following] 

  Captain Ray Holt : Why is no one having a good time? I specifically requested it. Gina, why aren't you dancing?

  Gina Linetti : I can't. I'm in the middle of a feud with the "that's not a knife" guy from "Crocodile Dundee". He's being a real bitch.

• Amy Santiago : Hey, I saw you earlier. You weren't in the bathroom. You were on a park bench playing on your phone. Yeah, you left me to do everything while I thought you were pooping.

  [angry] 

  Amy Santiago : I wish you were pooping! I wish to God!

  Rosa Diaz : [teary-eyed, sad]  I'm sorry.

  Amy Santiago : Oh, Rosa, crying. Don't know what to do.

  [Pats Rosa awkwardly on the head] 

  Amy Santiago : Pat, pat.

  [beat] 

  Amy Santiago : This feels wrong.