- Crow T. Robot: After Effects battle!
- Jonah Heston: My special effects are just as cheap!
- Tom Servo: Ooh, you wouldn't hit a pretty lady with a parasol, would you?
- Crow T. Robot: Magic twirl!
- Jonah Heston: No fair, Ape-ula's distracting me!
- Tom Servo: Namaste!
- Crow T. Robot: Nintendo!
- Crow T. Robot: [as the Crypt Keeper] Welcome to Suicide Cavern! People are just dying to get in here.
- [He cackles]
- Tom Servo: [as the Crypt Keeper] Watch out for the stalag-fright!
- [He cackles]
- Crow T. Robot: [as the Crypt Keeper] Be careful so you don't go batty!
- [He cackles]
- Tom Servo: [as the Crypt Keeper] Here, let me give you a... hand!
- Jonah Heston: Okay, that's it. I'm calling a moratorium on Crypt Keeper impressions.
- Crow T. Robot, Tom Servo: [in unison, as the Crypt Keeper] Ooh, a crematorium!
- [They laugh wickedly. Jonah gets annoyed and slams their heads together]
- Crow T. Robot: Oof!
- Tom Servo: Ow!