Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II (2017)

Hampton Yount: Crow T. Robot

Quotes 

• Tyor : I like you, too, Caedmon.

  Crow T. Robot : You're like a ham-scented marshmallow.

• Crow T. Robot : Hark! A warrior, fresh from her stylist!

• Crow T. Robot : Somewhere a cat is walking on a synthesizer.

• [Tyor tentatively slides down a short incline from an easy height] 

  Crow T. Robot : It says on IMDb Tyor did his own stunts.

• Narrator : But the magic and the soldiers proved too much.

  Tom Servo : [as narrator]  So what I'm saying is everything accomplished in the first "Wizards" movie was meaningless.

  Crow T. Robot : [as narrator]  And all the characters, even that white Chewbacca knock-off thing, are dead.

  Jonah Heston : [as narrator]  And this is definitely a sequel, not a completely unrelated movie that we slapped the beloved "Wizards" brand on.