- [Tyor tentatively slides down a short incline from an easy height]
- Crow T. Robot: It says on IMDb Tyor did his own stunts.
- Narrator: But the magic and the soldiers proved too much.
- Tom Servo: [as narrator] So what I'm saying is everything accomplished in the first "Wizards" movie was meaningless.
- Crow T. Robot: [as narrator] And all the characters, even that white Chewbacca knock-off thing, are dead.
- Jonah Heston: [as narrator] And this is definitely a sequel, not a completely unrelated movie that we slapped the beloved "Wizards" brand on.