Powerless (TV Series)

Wayne or Lose (2017)

Alan Tudyk: Van Wayne

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Quotes 

• Emily Locke : Thank you again for this opportunity, Mr. Wayne.

  Van Wayne : Please. Call me Van. Now, my cousin Bruce, he likes to be called Mr. Wayne. I call him B-Dubs. We're very close. And I just told him about you.

  Emily Locke : You talked to Bruce Wayne about me?

  Van Wayne : No, I texted him. He's hard to reach. But... look at his reply.

  Emily Locke : [reading text]  Stop using my HBO Go password.

• Emily Locke : Why are they shutting us down?

  Van Wayne : Bruce says we're obsolete. Gone are the days of a man in a bandit mask stealing a ruby from a museum. Now it's all just supervillains trying to destroy the Earth and superheroes fighting one another for vaguely defined reasons. Our products are powerless to stop that.

  Van Wayne : So he just gave up on us? I thought we were here to change the world.

  Emily Locke : Who told you that?

  Van Wayne : The company motto.

  Emily Locke : Oh, that. No, that came with the office. This used to be a diaper company.

• Jackie : Bruce Wayne is on the phone for you.

  Van Wayne : Jackie, if you're lying to me, I'll put rocks in your pockets and I will throw you in the ocean.

  Jackie : You are going to make a great father one day. It's really Bruce!

  Van Wayne : Oh my God! How do I look?

  Jackie : Like you don't understand how a phone works.