Johnny reads several course descriptions in the UCLA Extension catalogue, ranging from an art course using felt markers ($275) to a single event with Larry King ($14); he then presents a variety of additional lesser-known courses. Jack Lemmon describes a recent harrowing incident during a stage production in London. He then discusses his new movie "Dad", in which he plays a 78-year-old; he provides a detailed description of the makeup process which aged him, and compares it to the makeup work for his earlier movie "Some Like It Hot". Steven Wright performs a stand-up routine, then discusses his recent Academy Award for the short film "The Appointments of Dennis Jennings".