Charlie Callas: Self - Guest

Quotes 

• Charlie Callas : [on his fantasy]  I'm on stage before Frank Sinatra. And I go out, and I kill 'em - I mean, it's really a hot night.

  Johnny Carson : Right.

  Charlie Callas : Now, Frank comes out to sing, and the people are screaming, "We want Callas! We want Callas!"... So I have to run out and say, "Whoa - hold it; let the man sing. Like, cool it, folks. I know you li-... Frank finish the song." I come on, and I kill it. Now, I told Jilly about this fantasy - you know, Frank Sinatra's very good friend Jilly; I told him about this. He said, "That's funny, because Frank Sinatra has a fantasy about you, too." I said, "What is it?" He said, "Well, Frank has this fantasy that he's dancing on my face."