Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)
Halloween IV (2016)
Andy Samberg: Jake Peralta
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Quotes
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Captain Ray Holt : You and Santiago should quit now. I'm going to stomp on your dreams.
Amy Santiago : It's fun to see you so passionate.
Captain Ray Holt : I will slit you both open from mouth to anus and wear you like jackets.
Jake Peralta : Wow. Is it weird that that turned me on a little bit?
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Jake Peralta : [Gina is revealed to have the real plaque of the heist] Gina! Of course! It all makes sense, except for the parts I don't understand and the fact that I still kind of think Terry did this.
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Terry Jeffords : Look, I wasn't hiding. I was doing my work. Hitchcock and Scully were with me.
Jake Peralta : Were they, or perhaps were they distracted by your brilliant pizza ruse?
Scully : Totally distracted. I ate two whole pies. Folded 'em up like tacos.
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Jake Peralta : So, Bill, do you have a real job or...
Bill : I'm the third in a lot of marriages. I got a nice soft face, so I don't intimidate the husbands.
Jake Peralta : Hmm, strange, the random person I hired off the streets of Brooklyn is a weirdo.