- Captain Ray Holt: You and Santiago should quit now. I'm going to stomp on your dreams.
- Amy Santiago: It's fun to see you so passionate.
- Captain Ray Holt: I will slit you both open from mouth to anus and wear you like jackets.
- Jake Peralta: Wow. Is it weird that that turned me on a little bit?
- Charles Boyle: I'm so excited, Captain. So how are we gonna do it?
- Captain Ray Holt: [Gives him a folder] Here's everything you need to know.
- Charles Boyle: [the paper in the folder is blank] It's blank.
- Captain Ray Holt: It's a metaphor. You get nothing. You lose. Good day, sir.
- Captain Ray Holt: And now it's time to send in our cute little secret weapon.
- Charles Boyle: I'm ready, Captain. I love the nickname.
- Captain Ray Holt: No, Charles, not you. I was talking about Cheddar.
- Charles Boyle: Oh, right, obviously.
- Captain Ray Holt: Over the past month, I've had him trained to retrieve plaques. And now, boy, it's time to make Daddy proud.
- Charles Boyle: Yes, sir.
- Captain Ray Holt: I could not have been more clearly talking to the dog.
- Jake Peralta: [Gina is revealed to have the real plaque of the heist] Gina! Of course! It all makes sense, except for the parts I don't understand and the fact that I still kind of think Terry did this.
- Terry Jeffords: Look, I wasn't hiding. I was doing my work. Hitchcock and Scully were with me.
- Jake Peralta: Were they, or perhaps were they distracted by your brilliant pizza ruse?
- Scully: Totally distracted. I ate two whole pies. Folded 'em up like tacos.
- Terry Jeffords: [Gina demonstrates that Terry thinks everything is dumb] Everyone should wear suspenders. Belts are dumb.
- [Different scene]
- Terry Jeffords: People should swim forward. The backstroke is dumb.
- [Different scene]
- Terry Jeffords: 30 grams of fat? Hummus is dumb.
- Jake Peralta: So, Bill, do you have a real job or...
- Bill: I'm the third in a lot of marriages. I got a nice soft face, so I don't intimidate the husbands.
- Jake Peralta: Hmm, strange, the random person I hired off the streets of Brooklyn is a weirdo.