- Linkara: So, what has brought on this desire to look at yet another My Little Pony comic? Did the joy and laughter of Pinkie Pie warm the snowy, desolate Minnesota I live in? Did the greatness and humble lessons of tiny horses finally make my heart grow three sizes? Was I visited by three spirits who taught me to write a letter to Princess Celestia, telling her what I learned today about friendship? No, no, my friends. The answer is, I remembered what the true meaning of Christmas is: GREED!
- Linkara: We open with Twilight and Spike at a train station where a blizzard has canceled all the trains.
- Spike: And it's too snowy to fly back to Ponyville. We're stuck here.
- Twilight Sparkle: Let's be optimistic, Spike! Maybe the storm will stop and we can get back for Pinkie Pie's Hearth Warming Eve party tonight!
- Linkara: Yeah, she says that, but these parties always end the same way: with one of them drunk and hitting on the others.