- [SpongeBob, covered with worms, sees Squidward going into his house and walks towards him. Worms cover his eyes and mouth]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Squidward! Squidward! Squidward! I need a hug!
- [Squidward sees SpongeBob, screams with fright and sprays him with a hose. SpongeBob soaks up the water]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Does that mean no hug?
- Squidward Tentacles: There will be no hugs! Get away from me, you monstrosity!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [mimicking the French Narrator] Eighty thousand impressions later...
- French Narrator: Would you please stop imitating me? It is starting to get very annoying.
- Carson the Dude Guy: Uh, can I have some extra napkins, please?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [imitating Carson] Oh, you want some extra napkins, please?
- Carson the Dude Guy: Stop it! Stop imitating me!
- [Carson tosses table over and runs out of the Krusty Krab]
- Carson the Dude Guy: For the love of Neptune, shut your talented mouth!
- Plankton: Why don't we just destroy him and get it over with?
- Squidward Tentacles: Here, here.
- Patrick Star: You leave my best friend alone!
- Plankton, Squidward Tentacles: It was just a suggestion!
- Sandy Cheeks: Boy, SpongeBob is really getting outta control with his impression obsession.
- [Mr. Krabs pops out of the cash register]
- Mr. Krabs: Right you are, Sandy. SpongeBob has lost touch with reality. I've seen it before. They call it the Mocking Mimicry Madness.
- [SpongeBob suddenly pops up behind Mr. Krabs while imitating him]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: The Mocking Mimicry Madness.
- [Mr. Krabs screams and hides back in the register]