Little Monster Private Eye: The Mummy Mystery (2001 Video Game)

David SanAngelo: Little Monster, Detective Kerploppus

Quotes 

• Detective Kerploppus : Chief inspector.

  [Little Monster wakes up] 

  Detective Kerploppus : I believe there's something of interest in today's Monsterville Times.

  Little Monster : Give it here, old chum.

  [he gets the newspaper] 

  Little Monster : Ah, they're replacing the sand in the sandbox at Weedle Park. It's about time.

  Detective Kerploppus : Most newsworthy indeed. But look at the headline.

  Little Monster : Missing: Famous Egyptologist Professor Pickle. Last seen at the tomb of Thanxfurnuthen. The long lost mummy of the 27th and a half monster dynasty. Holy smokes, Detective Kerploppus! Our friend the professor has certainly got himself into quite a pickle this time!

  Detective Kerploppus : Indeed, chief inspector. Indeed.

  [They hear the phone ringing. Kerploppus picks it up] 

  Detective Kerploppus : Little Monster Private Eye Headquarters. Detective Kerploppus speaking.

  [he hears a woman talking] 

  Detective Kerploppus : Chief inspector, it's Dr. Croonie for you!

  Little Monster : Dr. Croonie, don't you worry. Detective Kerploppus and I will be on our way in two shakes of a toad's tail and we'll find Professor Pickle just as quick. They don't call me Little Monster Private Eye for nothing, you know.

  [he hangs up] 

  Little Monster : To the mysterious land of Egypt, on the double, Detective!

  Detective Kerploppus : Right to you, chief inspector!