iZombie (TV Series)

Some Like It Hot Mess (2017)

Rahul Kohli: Ravi Chakrabarti

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Quotes 

• Don E : [about Blaine]  Once, I heard him in his office, on the phone. He said, "Relax, man, you sound like John."

  [Ravi stares blankly] 

  Don E : John was this guy we used to know. He worried a lot. He got murdered a year ago. How can Blaine remember John if he has no memory?

  Ravi Chakrabarti : There's lots of people named John. I mean, I know at least three.

  Don E : Clearly we run in different circles,

• Olivia Moore : First thing I do when I'm human? Geez, I don't even know.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Don't say ice cream, I had to watch Major slobber up gallons of it and it ruined ice cream.

• Ravi Chakrabarti : A few weeks ago, I gave a syringe to Major, just in case. He never used it. He's still got one dose.

  Olivia Moore : So, we just wait for Major to get back?

  Ravi Chakrabarti : It'll give you time to think of something better than ice cream. A figgy pudding, perhaps. Oh! Or a Sherry trifle. A good flummery... .

• Major Lilywhite : Nachos, gaming. We talk girls, it'll be like old times.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : So, Liv?

  Major Lilywhite : Yeah. There's still something there, you know? But I'm human again, so we're back to square one. Or two. Or I've lost count of the squares. And stuff with Peyton?

  Ravi Chakrabarti : She made her choice with Blaine, I probably drove her into his arms. I left a lengthy apology on her voice-mail.

  Major Lilywhite : How'd she respond?

  Ravi Chakrabarti : She didn't.

  Major Lilywhite : I remember girl talk being more fun.

• Don E : I've got a client at my nightclub. Trust fund kid. Loaded. Zombie life doesn't agree with him and he's down. Moaning how he wishes he had a cure...

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Okay, I see. My answer is still...

  Don E : For one dose, he's offering $100,000. We can split, 50-50. 50k, that buys a lot of...

  [Looks at Ravi] 

  Don E : Sweaters, or whatever it is you're into.

• Don E : You don't look happy to see me.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : I prefer non-alive guests here to remain quietly on their shelves.