- Mrs. Lonstein: Eveything okay down here? Oh, you turned this into a darling little rumpus room.
- Klaus: Yeah, it's pretty sick.
- Mrs. Lonstein: Gosh, I haven't been in a basement like this since high school.
- Mrs. Lonstein: [Journey's "Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin'" plays on the jukebox] Ooh, this song. It really takes me back. Did I ever tell you about the summer I went on tour with a Journey cover band?
- Klaus: This is literally the first time we've met.
- Mrs. Lonstein: Mmm, air hockey?
- Klaus: No thanks. I don't feel like playing.
- Mrs. Lonstein: [seductively] Aw, you're gonna make me play with myself?
- [climbs on air hockey table, hits air conditioning which blows her skirt]
- Klaus: Oh, no. The basement has her. Listen to me. We must leave this place right now!
- [Mrs Lonstein flips the puck knocking Klaus' bowl towards her blowing skirt, sending him under]
- Klaus: Oh, boy.
- Klaus: [Panting] We need to get the fuck out of here!
- Del: I take you into my townhouse, and this is how you repay me?
- Mrs. Lonstein: It's not my fault, Del!
- [Tearfully]
- Mrs. Lonstein: It was the basement!
- Steve Smith: What did you *do*?
- Klaus: Phew, thought this was a goner. All right. Let's beat it before security gets here.
- Del: [Tearfully] You ruined it! You ruined it when you sat on that fish's face!
- Snot Lonstein: What's happening, Steve? !
- [Sobs]
- Klaus: Yep, that's a wrap on Chesterbrook! Let's keep it simple.