Boo 2! A Madea Halloween (2017)

Patrice Lovely: Hattie

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Quotes 

• Madea : That girl back there, her mama Debrah gonna let her go down to Lake Derrick for a party.

  Aunt Bam : Mabel!

  Madea : Yes!

  Hattie : Down there where them children died?

  Madea : All them people got killed. She's gonna let her go down there for some party.

  Hattie : Well what the hell they going down there for?

  Madea : I just said a party, a Halloween party, Hattie!

  Aunt Bam : Why do these children insist on playing around with the devil these days?

  Madea : You tell me, honey, you tell me.

• Madea : Who they kill?

  Leah : Horse!

  Joe : Whores, huh?

  Hattie : That fine sexy college boy?

  Leah : Yes!

  Hattie : What a waste of a man.

• Hattie : They *gave* her a car?

  Brian : That's what I said.

  Hattie : For pree?

  Madea : What you just say?

  Hattie : For free.

  Madea : For free? Ain't no p-r in free!

• Madea : You know what I'm gonna do?

  Hattie : What?

  Madea : I'm gonna

  [deep manly voice] 

  Madea : BEAT HIS ASSSSS!

• Madea : Well honey, a car is a nice gift even if she got it for free.

  Brian : No, it's not.

  Hattie : Why?

  Brian : Well for one thing, she can't drive.

  Aunt Bam : Duh, Brian, YOU supposed to TEACH her to drive.

  Brian : I TRIED to teach her! I was trying to teach her to parallel park, she backed into a tree!

  Hattie : Why she do that?

  Brian : I said 'Why did you do that?', she said 'I didn't hear the beep'.

  Aunt Bam : Oh!

  [nods] 

  Madea : What you mean 'oh'?

  Aunt Bam : Madea, the new cars nowdays beep when you back up, honey, you don't know about having a good car.