The Magicians (TV Series)

Cheat Day (2017)

Rizwan Manji: Tick Pickwick

Quotes 

• Margo Hanson : [after an assassination attempt]  Shittiest. Security. Ever.

  Eliot Waugh : So what are we supposed to do? Ship him back to Loria?

  Tick Pickwick : Actually, Your Highness, he's not from Loria.

  Gillen : He's a native Fillorian.

  Eliot Waugh : My own people are trying to kill me? So French.

• Tick Pickwick : I urge a public execution, today.

  Gillen : Might I suggest strangulation? For the symbolism.

  Tick Pickwick : We don't wish to fall to his level. The Bed of a Thousand Spikes should do just fine.

  Rafe : [Translating for Abigail the sloth]  Her Slowness suggests tying each of his limbs to a centaur, and as they stretch him, inch by inch, a fifth centaur sets the spike, if you will.

• Margo Hanson : We agreed to have the prisoner executed today.

  Eliot Waugh : We did. But I changed my mind.

  Margo Hanson : Well, I didn't. And I'm High Queen.

  Tick Pickwick : The queen may voice her opinion, but ultimate judgement belongs to the king.

  Margo Hanson : So this is what the patriarchy smells like? It's not the freshest.