My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (TV Series)

Parental Glideance (2017)

Jason Deline: Bow Hothoof, Announcer

Quotes 

• Scootaloo : So... where's all the Wonderbolt stuff?

  Bow Hothoof : You mean... Rainbow Dash's personal collection of Wonderbolt memorabilia?

  Scootaloo : No, I mean, where's all the stuff about Rainbow Dash getting accepted into the Wonderbolt Academy, and getting chosen as a Wonderbolt?

  [Bow Hothoof and Windy Whistles look at Scootaloo, confused] 

  Scootaloo : Wait, you don't know that your daughter's a Wonderbolt, and I got to tell you?

  Windy Whistles , Bow Hothoof : [They look shocked with their mouths hanging open]  Uhhhhhhh...

  Scootaloo : Wow! You should see your faces right now!

  [Takes a picture of them with her camera, which is printed out in front of them, she points to it with a hoof] 

  Scootaloo : See, that's what your faces look like.

• Rainbow Dash : [annoyed with her parents' constant cheering]  Mom and Dad, you are both too supportive! This is exactly why I didn't tell you I was a Wonderbolt! You're just... too much!

  Windy Whistles : Did... Did we do something wrong?

  Rainbow Dash : Yes! The fireworks, the cheerleading, and-and how do you even compare who is better or worse at hanging up a towel?

  Bow Hothoof : We're just trying to be supportive.

  Rainbow Dash : Well, I'm tired of it! I've had enough of you two being so proud of every little ridiculous, insignificant thing I do!

• Bow Hothoof : [as Scootaloo is screaming in delight, to his discomfort]  Uh, honey? Somethin's goin' on out here!

  Windy Whistles : [Windy Whistles arrives on the scene, and Scootaloo resumes screaming at a higher pitch]  Oh! Heavens to Celestia, what's wrong with her?

  Bow Hothoof : I don't know, but you just made it worse.

  Scootaloo : Sorry! It's just you're... Rainbow Dash's parents!

  [resumes screaming] 

  Bow Hothoof : She's doing it again!

  Windy Whistles : Oh, dearie, please! You might shatter my Princess Celestia commemorative plates! Ow!

  [plates crack in the distance] 

  Scootaloo : [stops screaming]  I'm so sorry. I just...

  [squeals] 

  Scootaloo : I can't believe I'm meeting you! My name's Scootaloo, and I'm doing a school report on your daughter!

  [ding] 

  Bow Hothoof : Our Rainbow Dash?

  Scootaloo : The report's on an inspirational pony in my life, and nopony inspires me more than she does! I'm putting together this scrapbook for my report! I'm her biggest fan!