- The Bearded Superfan: Now I know your secret identity. You're Hugh Janus.
- Richard Slate: He sure as shit is.
- Rob Bennett: What's the crime here? I mean you hooked up with fans countless times.
- Richard Slate: Yeah. Of course I do. That's my bit, that's my thing, that's what people expect of me. But not you. You're the "aw shucks" guy. You're the one they wanna scoop up, take home, have neutered and teach to poop in a box.
- Maury: I saw her. She was cosplaying his character.