The Odd Couple (TV Series)

Felix Navidad (2016)

Matthew Perry: Oscar Madison

Quotes 

• [Oscar is trying to make Felix realize that his perfectionist mother is being overly critical of his efforts to properly host Christmas] 

  Oscar Madison : Just don't drive yourself crazy for someone who's never going to appreciate it.

  Felix Unger : How dare you insult that wonderful woman! She made me the man that I am today!

  Oscar Madison : That's what I'm saying! It's her fault!

• [Felix's perfectionist mother is visiting for Christmas] 

  Meredith Unger : Hello, Oscar. You don't look any worse than the last time I saw you.

  Oscar Madison : Hello, Meredith.

  Meredith Unger : [casually]  Oh, please, call me Mrs. Unger.

  Oscar Madison : What should I offer myself to drink?... Shot of vodka? All right...

  [leaves]