The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Property Division Collision (2016)
Kevin Sussman: Stuart Bloom
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Quotes
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : I guess you could stay for a few days, and we'll see how it goes.
Stuart Bloom : Thank you. And it's only temporary; just 'til I get back on my feet. Or the baby goes off to college - whichever happens first.
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[last lines]
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Howard!
Howard Wolowitz : Guys, you heard her; go see what she wants.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : [she enters] I think I'm in labour.
Howard Wolowitz : Wh- wh- OK, OK. I-I-I I can do this. We have a plan. Somebody please tell me the plan!
Stuart Bloom : I'll get the hospital bag,
Raj Koothrappali : I'll pull the van out.
Stuart Bloom : Meet outside in two minutes.
Raj Koothrappali : Team Baby, go!
[they chest bump and run out]
Howard Wolowitz : I love you.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : I love you too.
[they kiss and Stuart runs back in]
Stuart Bloom : Are we hugging or having a baby? Let's go!
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Raj Koothrappali : Stuart, what are you doing here?
Stuart Bloom : Oh, I live here now.
Raj Koothrappali : Do Howard and Bernadette know, or is this like a "possum in the walls" kind of thing?
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Raj Koothrappali : So, I was reading how it's a good idea for new parents to take an infant CPR class.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Yeah, we've been meaning to do that.
Stuart Bloom : Oh, I know a CPR instructor who'll come to the house.
Howard Wolowitz : That'd be great.
Stuart Bloom : I'll give him a call. We met when I was sleeping on the beach and he thought I was dead.