Breast Strokers
- Video
- 2007
- 1h 59m
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Big tits save dull Brit Porn outing
In watching and collecting vintage Brit Porn I've discovered that the old Relish label has close to a perfect record for releasing clunkers. "Breast Strokers" by prolific but talent-challenged Hazza B'Gunne is one of them.
He's rounded up shapely lasses from Blighty, including local big names like Carmel Moore and Alexis May, and wisely added Chatsworth superstar Eva Angelina to the mix, creating five forgettable vignettes exploiting their superior frontage. Dick Bush is the cameraman, later to graduate to the big time.
B'Gunne cannot resist injecting himself into the action, hamming it up as he focuses the camera on the girls and interviews them, all part of the idiotic pretense of many Relish features that we are in Reality-TV land rather than the reality of paid professional sex workers having explicit sex for couch-bound voyeurs at home.
Eva Angelina gets to hump Danny Mountain, shortly before he decamped for Chatsworth (and likely got to intertwine with her a few times on her home turf). Another future ex-pat has his name spelled Kieran Lee, which I have always assumed is the correct spelling despite his new bosses at Brazzers crediting him as Keiran hundreds of times. He gets to have sex with a favorite of mind, blonde and unsung Starr.
Alexis May, her bust a national treasure, is teamed with the overworked Tony James/Uttley, for bareback sex in many positions.
It's not gonzo, but Hazza's approach to these videos is just as mindless as those wall-to-wall exercises.
He's rounded up shapely lasses from Blighty, including local big names like Carmel Moore and Alexis May, and wisely added Chatsworth superstar Eva Angelina to the mix, creating five forgettable vignettes exploiting their superior frontage. Dick Bush is the cameraman, later to graduate to the big time.
B'Gunne cannot resist injecting himself into the action, hamming it up as he focuses the camera on the girls and interviews them, all part of the idiotic pretense of many Relish features that we are in Reality-TV land rather than the reality of paid professional sex workers having explicit sex for couch-bound voyeurs at home.
Eva Angelina gets to hump Danny Mountain, shortly before he decamped for Chatsworth (and likely got to intertwine with her a few times on her home turf). Another future ex-pat has his name spelled Kieran Lee, which I have always assumed is the correct spelling despite his new bosses at Brazzers crediting him as Keiran hundreds of times. He gets to have sex with a favorite of mind, blonde and unsung Starr.
Alexis May, her bust a national treasure, is teamed with the overworked Tony James/Uttley, for bareback sex in many positions.
It's not gonzo, but Hazza's approach to these videos is just as mindless as those wall-to-wall exercises.
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