- Peter: [tied to a chair] What's this about?
- Sony: [speaking through a megaphone] Quiet, bit boy. We'll ask the questions here.
- Peter: Do you, uh, HAVE to talk into that thing?
- Sega: Word on the street is, you got a new Nintendo 64 game comin' out.
- Peter: Could you be a little more specific? We got a LOT of new games coming out.
- Sony: [Sega imitates him] Star Fox 64, test pilot boy.
- Peter: Ohhh, you wanna know about Star Fox 64, eh?
- Sega: Yeah, and you better tell us all you know. Or ELSE!
- Peter: Or else WHAT?
- [Sega is stumped]
- Sony: Or else, plumber boy here...
- [pulls back a cloth, revealing a Mario doll with its head in a vice]
- Sony: gets it.
- [Sony tightens the vice]
- Peter: [concerned] What are you guys doin' with Mario?
- [Sony chuckles]
- Peter: No! Leave Mario outta this!
- Sony, Sega: [laugh maniacally] Start talkin'.
- Peter: Okay, okay. You made your point.
- Sony: [posing as pizza delivery men] Pizza for Bob. Are you uh... Bob?
- Bob: Yeah but, uh... I didn't order any pizza.
- [Sega opens a pizza box, which contains gas that knocks out Bob. Sony and Sega laugh maniacally]
- Peter: [scene dissolve; Peter is untied and eating pizza] Mmm! This sure is good pizza!
- Bob: [tied up] Peter?
- Sega: Glad you could join us, heh, Bob. Your test fighter pilot was just spilling his guts about Star Fox 64.
- Bob: Peter, you didn't tell them about... the Rumble Pak, did you?
- [Peter face palms and groans]
- Sony: No... Bob. YOU just did.
- Bob: I did?
- Peter: [mouth full] You did.
- Sony: Spill it, bit boy.
- Bob: Make me.
- Sony: With pleasure. Take a look at your little plumber boy NOW.
- [reveals the Mario doll with wires attached to it]
- Bob: What are you doing-
- [Sony and Sega shock the Mario doll]
- Bob: NO! Not the Mario doll hooked up to the battery table torture test! Ugh! That's enough! That's enough. All right...
- [holds up the Rumble Pak]
- Bob: THIS, is the Rumble Pak. The big reason why Star Fox 64 is the COOLEST cinematic gaming experience there is. It's designed with a force feedback device that lets players feel the game.
- Sony: Wait a second. You're telling me that this "Rumble Pak" actually lets players feel, the game?
- Sega: Like you're actually in the cockpit, flying and fighting?
- Sony: That's impossible.
- Sega: Nuh-uh.
- Bob: [nodding] Yeah-huh.
- Sega: [after a montage of upcoming Nintendo 64 games] Man, that is one killer line-up.
- Sony: Boy, are we in BIG trouble.
- Sega: We just can't beat you guys.
- Bob: Yeah, well, as much as we'd love to stick around here and keep playin' with you guys... we gotta go.
- Peter: [both he and Bob stand up] Yeah, later, guys.
- Bob: By the way, have you seen this?
- [holds up the Star Fox 64 Player's Guide]
- Sony: What's that?
- Bob: That's the Star Fox 64 Player's Guide. It teaches you everything you need to know about the game.
- Sony: [reaches for it] Lemme see that...
- Bob: [retracts it, then points at Sony] You can buy it at the store.
- [heads towards the door]
- Peter: [through megaphone] Or, if you want more gaming information, check us out on the web, at starfox64.com.
- Bob: Thanks for the pizza, guys.
- Peter: See ya later, BOYS!
- [laughs maniacally with Bob]